Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Bosses Furious After Samoan Employee Says He’s Not Keen On Joining Corporate Touch Footy Side
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a massive blow to the mood of the bosses, a Samoan account manager has said
Bloke With Poor Problem Solving Skills Blames The Rum
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT “The rum made me do it,” claimed local carpenter Jack Derwent today. After shattering a bloke’
Perpetually Overflowing Share House Recycling Bin The Bane Of Local Garbage Man’s Existence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Brenton Poon is fed up. Not with his garbage-collecting job in general, nor with his estranged
Short Mate Says He Doesn’t Care About Jokes About His Height But It’s Just Shit Banter
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | CONTACT The token short fella in a local group of mates has told The Advocate today that
Local Bank Offers Home Loans To Fans Planning On Eating And Drinking At The Cricket
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Credit Union [BCU], known for their competitive home loan rates and customer service, have
STUDY: Flying Domestic Business Class Is A Sign From God You Have Too Much Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact If you didn’t know Alistair Downlands-Saddlewood, you’d think he’d just be another tired
Local 27-Year Old Officially Old Enough To Know Better
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Reports are currently circulating that close friends of shop assistant Rachel Dale have given up on
Local Coward Orders Starter As Main
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local Wimp Ben Carter (34) has a lot to answer to after ordering an entre sized
Socially Anxious Local Man Moments Away From Thanking Barber For Terrible Haircut
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waiting until his hair was simply too long to be professionally unacceptable, Harrison Glenbow sighed heavily
Local Stoner Not Sure If He’s Just Tuned Into Thunderbirds Or ABC’s Insiders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Hey,” he thought. “Nick Xenophon doing talking to Virgil like that and why is Lady Penelope
Timid Local Man Hospitalised After Eating Spoonful Of Cement At Rough Uncle’s Advice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An overly polite and skittish local Gemini is this afternoon recovering in hospital after ingesting a
Age Of Empires II Now Sole Reason Why Man Still Has A Windows Computer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As a self-described young creative, James Coleman says he and his people have little use for