Narendra Modi Praises Australia's Revolutionary Butter Chicken Infused Bachelors Handbag
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Narendra Modi has touched down in Australia, and immediately offer up some huge praise for Australia&
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Graphic Designer Outraged As Foam On Flat White Technically Makes It A Latte
Betoota’s trendy French Quarter has been the sight of an audible tantrum today as local graphic designer Marcus Marigold
Suburban Cricket Stoner Finally Takes Opposition’s Advice And Gets A Fucken Haircut
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact “Get a haircut c-nt” was the phrase still ringing through Marcus Harrison’s head this
Kid At Wedding Has Had Enough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A small child spoke freely with The Advocate yesterday during a local wedding, saying
“Day For It”: Man Takes To Social Media To Say The Weather Conducive To Drinking Alcohol
DEIDRE DOBSON | Travel | Contact A resident of the leafy, exclusive enclave of Betoota Grove has confirmed to his 700 Instagram
Tractor Sufficiently Bogged Enough To Warrant Getting Dad Involved
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Try as the might, the Inter is bogged. Rather than face the ultimate humiliation
Concerned Onlookers Relieved To Discover Person Driving On Footpath Isn’t Drunk – He’s Just 89
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Earlier today, a late model Nissan was spotted driving erratically down Peanut Street in
Local American Hopes He Can Wear His Flag Shirt With Pride Again One Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For over a year, Steele Fightmaster’s favourite American flag button-up has hung
Boomer Who Hasn’t Watched A Game Of Tennis Since This Time Last Year Has Strong Opinions On Nick Kyrgios
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though most of his mate’s down at the Cashew & Pogostick Inn in
Sadist Finds Pleasure In Shaking Towel Up Wind Of Other Beachgoers
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Deciding to cool off today at Betoota’s lesser-known waterparks, the old Mansfield Quarry, Betoota
Doofus Feels He’s Making Inroads With His Girlfriend’s Cat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A happy-go-lucky Betoota Grove roofer has broken his silence over the ongoing
Suburban Teen Still Shook After Listening To ‘Dance With The Devil’ Yesterday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what started out as a seemingly innocent bong session under his parent’s
Canceling Plans To Sleep, Do Nothing Found To Be The Best Plan Of All
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Do you ever feel like doing nothing? So do a lot of other people,