UK Government To Fix Everything By Replacing PM With Bloke Who Looks Like He Sells Apartments On The Goldy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is set to be replaced by a bloke called Wes in
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Shirt Will Iron Itself Out By 12PM Meeting
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Walking into the office this morning, Jaysern Vukovic (37), was greeted by an unusually high number
Stitch Claims Victory Over News Year’s Resolution For The Fourth Year Running
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the guilt of a two-month long pig out resting on his conscience, Mike Jung decided
Demolition Contractor Weighs Up Copper-Wire-To-Asbestos Ratio Before Accepting Job
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local demolition expert, Digby Schuster, has tentatively accepted to suss out a new gig at the
Graduate Lawyer Sick Of Being Asked For Legal Advice At Barbecues
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I’m so going to get you to defend me if I get done for DUI
Cousin From Out-Of-Town Forced To Use Bootleg Nintendo 64 Controller
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In the ultimate act of disrespect, a South Betoota man has struggled to keep a straight
Housemate Coming Home From The Pub Picks Up Broken Bread Maker He Found At Council Cleanup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With his fellow housemates at the forefront of his thoughts, a popular mortgage broker wandered home
Checkerboard Vans Lie Dormant In Local Rude Boy’s Closet Waiting For Next Ska Music Revival
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Along with his 3-foot wallet chain and pork pie hat, a local rude boy’s slip-on
In-Depth Study Confirms Kings Of Leon And The Killers Are The Same Band
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The music industry is reeling today from the findings of a decade-long study into two of
Graphic Designer Outraged As Foam On Flat White Technically Makes It A Latte
Betoota’s trendy French Quarter has been the sight of an audible tantrum today as local graphic designer Marcus Marigold
Suburban Cricket Stoner Finally Takes Opposition’s Advice And Gets A Fucken Haircut
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact “Get a haircut c-nt” was the phrase still ringing through Marcus Harrison’s head this morning
Kid At Wedding Has Had Enough
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A small child spoke freely with The Advocate yesterday during a local wedding, saying he’d
“Day For It”: Man Takes To Social Media To Say The Weather Conducive To Drinking Alcohol
DEIDRE DOBSON | Travel | Contact A resident of the leafy, exclusive enclave of Betoota Grove has confirmed to his 700 Instagram