NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Tamworth Red Rooster Removes The ‘S’ From Their Sign In Solidarity With Barnaby Joyce
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Popular Tamworth highway diner, Red Rooster, has become Red Rooter overnight in solidarity with their embattled
Office Internet Speeds Now Reminding Worker Of Using LimeWire As A Boy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A person who works in an office with a computer for money has had a nostalgic
Local Battler Takes To Social Media To See If Anybody Has An Old Phone He Can Have
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the second time this year, Greg Pouch of Betoota Heights is currently without a phone.
New Englander Pulling A Calf Says The Prospect Of Another By-Election Is Just As Disgusting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peter Mulligon, a Glenn Innes man-of-the-land, has expressed his outrage and disgust to The Advocate this
Friend Attempts To Explain How We’re All Living In A Simulation Without Sounding Crazy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Moments after two men dressed in the same clothes walking out from the smoking pokies, Dale
“No Thanks!”: New Parents Ask If You’d Like To Hold The Baby For A Minute
LAUREN McVEIGH | Maternity | Contact A local young professional has declined an offer this morning to hold her friend’s new
Network Seven Confirm They Only Bought Broadcasting Rights Of The Speed Skating
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Network Seven has confirmed this morning to reporters that they purchased the broadcasting rights to the
Regional Man Visiting Home Says He’s Missed The Budget Ads On Local TV
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based accountant arrived home in Betoota Heights this morning after an arduous two-day journey. The
Pungent Smell Of Longbeach Originals Successfully Masked By Lynx Africa
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Smokers across the nation are today rejoicing at the ground-breaking results of a decade-long study
Middle-Class Stoner Moves Onto Hitchens After Lengthy Bill Hicks Phase
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Change is in their air in South Betoota as basement dweller Marty “Muzza” Willis (19) finally
Man Relives Childhood By Shotting Entire Packet Of Nerds Like It’s Tequila
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nipping in to buy some rolling papers at the Clarence Road Milk Bar, a packet of
High School Bad Boy Forced To Now Live Life As Gay Man After Getting Wrong Ear Pierced
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bad ass teenager who’s disengaged parents don’t mind him rocking a diamante