NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
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Grown Man Justifies Financially-Reckless Purchase By Calling It A ‘Toy’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On top of Simon Pooley’s wardrobe, half full of $300 polyester suits and almost all
Mates Looking To Let The Dogs Out Decide Not To Invite The Bloke Who Films Everything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I just don’t need the stress of having him around, you know?” “The last thing
Elderly Greek Neighbour Has A Bachelor Son About Your Age, Or Maybe Like 20 Years Older
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A local Betoota woman has found herself almost single enough to follow up on her elderly
Junior Lawyers Enter Day 23 Of Heated Who’ll Leave Work First Stand-Off
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the clock struck midnight last night, the lights were still on at Oakbridge Carter &
Inner-City Conservative Orders Large Long Blacks To Maximise Impact On The Environment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There was a time when George Washbrook cared about the environment – but then he became a
Sasha Baron Cohen Tricks Most Of Australia Into Thinking His New Show Is On Netflix
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Where the fuck is it?” he wrote. “There’s no Sacha Baron Cohen movies on here.
Local Bong Head’s Flatmate Uncovers Hidden Cache Of Long-Lost Scissors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Not a unique problem but problematic none-the-less. A cache of long-forgotten household scissors has been found
“It’s School Holidays” Says Moron In Need Of Something To Blame Their Lateness On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Gregor Redpath is one of the leading examples of why the media and old people have
Local Intellectual Says ‘Hence’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Real Estate Agent has put her intellectual prowess on full display today by using
Friends Channel Their Inner Thai Navy Seal To Get House Guest In A K-Hole Off Floor And Into Bed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what’s being described as an absolute miracle, a rag-tag team of Betoota Heights housemates
“Normal” Christian Lets Out A Smug Chuckle While Watching Book Of Mormon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A ‘normal’ follower of the teachings of Jesus Christ has spoken to The Advocate today about
Local Child Develops Gluten Intolerance After Jumping On Safety Trampoline
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights child has developed an intolerance to popular food building-block, gluten, this afternoon just