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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Husband Immediately Shushed After Trying To Offer Input On Interior Design Of His Own Home
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been silenced after trying to offer some thoughts on how
Report: Every Current Popstar Now Younger Than You
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In sad news for anyone in their mid-thirties, it has been confirmed that any current
Australian Cocaine Addict Must Have Really Done A Lot Of The Shit
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota CBD stock broker Linas Courtauld (31) has taken the first positive step in his life
Free Spirit Colleague Somehow Manages to Drop Burning Man into Unrelated Conversation at Office Christmas Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, a one-time Burning Man attendee has magically managed to name
Local Woman Spends A Little Too Much Time Wondering What Picture Would Be Used If She Went Missing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Emma Shields was fifteen minutes into watching ‘The Quiet Place’ with her boyfriend, Paul
P-Plater Forced To Replace Brake Pads After Squealing Gets Louder Than Stereo
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A local P-Plater has been forced to actually have his brake pads replaced after the
Finance Bro That Rode The Crypto Wave Now Seen Getting Heavily Into Cashback Apps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Like many twenty somethings who have no hope of getting a house the regular way, local
Bloke Parked In Loading Zone Says It’s Okay Because His Car Is Really Expensive
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT A local boomer has earned the scorn of workers at the Betoota Plains Mall this morning
Suppressed Lana Del Rey Pixie Resents Parents For Not Forcing Her To Learn Musical Instrument
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Betoota Grove woman has today expressed anger towards her parents for failing to force her
Friendly Convo With Random Couple At Bar Intensifies With ‘We Think You’re Very Attractive’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Sometimes, admiration can come from the most unlikely of places and for local woman, Maddie Coates,
Local Priest Struggling to Find Silver Lining To The Pandemic In First Draft Of Christmas Sermon
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Priest is suffering a severe case of writer’s block this afternoon,
Single Girl Reassesses Whether Jude-Law-In-The-Holiday Might Be Unrealistic Criteria For Dating
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT If you’ve watched one too many romantic comedies, chances are you’ve had a crush