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Clean Freak Welcomes Guests By Prefacing That The Unit Block Has A Cockroach Problem, Not Her!!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Melissa Shearston has a raging cockroach infestation but it’s honestly not her fault.
Friend’s Weekly Dating Escapades Now More Complex Than The Entire Marvel Cinematic Universe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today reached breaking point after yet again failing to remember who the
Hungover Bloke Strips Off Clothes After Exerting Too Much Energy Trying To Strangle One Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | LIFESTYLE | CONTACT A bloke who hit it way too hard this weekend has faced the repercussions of his
Local Girl’s Indoor Plants Fairly Reflective Of Her Own Wellbeing After Disgusting Silly Season
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Though local woman Tess Eastes likes to consider herself a green thumb, it appears as though
Metalhead Drifts Off Into System Of A Down As Wife Berates Him For Leaving His Keys On The Table
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Though he doesn’t listen to metal as much as he used to, Patrick Tyson says
Uni Student Can’t Believe There’s Only Just Over A Month Of Holidays Left
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT For many Australians, the sun has set on the cheesy, boozy days of the summer break
NSW Government Defends Hillsong Youth Festival: “You Can’t Catch The Virus From Dry Humping”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NSW Government has today come out in defence of their most supportive donors and policymakers
Local Commitment-phobe Buys Himself Another 12 Months By Surprising Partner with New Staffy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man has bought himself one more year ring-free, by surprising his
Packed Social Calendar Sees Woman Scheduling Virus Somewhere Between Hottest 100 And Upcoming Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With catching omicron seemingly now an inevitable fate for anyone who ventures outside their home, many
Bass Player Insists They Can Play The Real Guitar Too So Shut Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A bass player has today had to defend themselves yet again for copping some flack for
Independent Study Finds Nu-Metal Still Goes Fuckin Hard After 8 Beers
COL DUNCAN | Local | CONTACT According to the undeniable findings of a new independent study, researchers have concluded that Nu-Metal
Chips On The Beach Quickly Vetoed In Favour Of Watching Dad Get Pissed On Scotch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT On paper, Christmas is that time of year where families have their hallmark moment, eating great