Good Grandson Lies And Says Grandma Seemed Normal During Recent Visit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has this week provided his mother with a heavily sanitised
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Hypercompetitive Trivia Teammate Now Going To Sulk All Night That Her Correct Answer Was Overlooked
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If they’d just fucking listened to her, ‘Oedipus and the Motherfuckers’ would have come first.
Local Optimist Concludes At Least Feeling Scorned About Failed Situationship Means She’s Over Her Ex Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Oh no. The day has come. Deep down, Laurie Schultz knew it would happen eventually but
La Niña Weather Patterns Destroy Wardrobe Full Of Summer Hoe Outfits
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some more sad news for the nation’s woo girls, it can be now confirmed
Local Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Hippy About Tattoo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Kick-ons participator Haley McKenna (28) ruined her evening by making a mistake she will surely
Local Girl Uses Friend’s Lavish Engagement Party to Hard Launch New Boyfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota girl has capitalised on a rather swanky engagement party, using the extravagant
Local Girl Spends Costume Party Avoiding Eye Contact With Weird Dude Dressed As ‘The Joker’
KEITH T. DENNETT | Editor | CONTACT After a four year stint at University and a long history of mingling in circles
Clueless Bloke Suggesting Hiking As A First Date Has Obviously Never Watched A True Crime Doco
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A clueless bloke has today fucked up by innocently suggesting hiking as a first date activity,
Groom Getting Suit Measurements Swears He’ll Have Bigger Pipes On Wedding Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Finally being treated like a true gentleman, groom-to-be Warren Henley (30) went to a
Uncultured Swine With The Tastebuds Of A Child Describes Choc Mint As ‘Toothpaste Flavoured’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today gotten in an argument with a coworker, after a pleasant chat
Local Man Uses Tongs To Individually Turn Over Each Chip On The Baking Pan Like He’s Performing Surgery
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has shrugged off accusations that he takes making hot chips
Boomer Journo Passes Out From Blood Rushing To Penis After 21-Year-Old Buys A Home – On Her Own*
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Sydney Morning Herald journalist has this morning been rushed to hospital after his neighbour, Valerie
30-Year-Old Informed By Plucky Youngster That ‘She Looks So Young!’ For Someone Whose Face Should Be Sliding Off Like A Slow Cooked Pork Rib
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact According to every person she meets in their early twenties, local woman Leana Fuller [30] looks