“Oh God That’s Horrendous” Says Mum From Comfort Of Decade Old Fuzzy Dressing Gown
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT As Australian Fashion Week (AFW) gets underway, Mums around the nation are embracing their inner Tyra
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‘Why Are My Clothes Fucked?’ Asks Woman Who Uses A Dryer Once A Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she rifles through her top drawer, local woman Milly Whitehead yet again finds herself unfolding
Local Woman’s Bottle Of Fruity Toothpaste Mysteriously Empties Within Days Of Husband ‘Trying It’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A project home in a quiet Betoota Heights cul-de-sac is currently the scene of a major
Local 30 Year Old Feeling Cheated As Hangover Anxiousness Now As Bad As A Comedown
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this weekend learned one of the harshest lessons of adulthood – whatever vice
Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local selfish cow has felt the need to clarify her childfree stance this week, after
Local Woman Ruins Day By Wondering Which Facial Feature A Caricature Artist Would Exaggerate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Skye Molan has a unique gift of ruining her own day. Really, it’s
Turbulent Situationship Reaches Breaking Point As Local Girl Drops The C-Word
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A fleeting situationship appears to have entered its third and final round this evening,
High School Teacher Goes Into Damage Control After Group Of Year 9s Find Her Burner Account
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A teacher at Betoota Heights secondary college is today dealing with a rapidly escalating situation. The
Man Who’s Not Good With Emotions Pats Mate’s Arm Like A Used Car Salesman Tapping Roof Of Old Civic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring at his mate Derek with a mix of awkwardness and fear, local bloke/robot Paul
Bloke At Dad’s Work Reckons His Mate Actually Had The Trifecta Yesterday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local father of three has taken time out of his busy day to call all
Upper Class Dog Has ‘A Condition’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving their pets are more important than your kids, the dog belonging to an upper class
Society Returns To Disapproving Incest Now The Dragon Show Is Done
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A sudden societal change has taken place this past week as everyone agrees that incest is
Breaking: Reports Emerge That A Single Lion, Zebra, Giraffe And Hippo Are Still On The Run
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Zookeepers at Sydney’s Taronga Zoo are currently in crisis mode, with the escaped lion saga