Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
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German Film On SBS At 2AM With Frequent Tasteful Full Frontal Nudity Wins Ratings Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time since a world cup soccer match, the other public broadcaster
Old Man Impressed By The Torque But You'd Be Fucked If He'd Ever Buy An Electric Mower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove retiree has once again found himself caught between genuine admiration for
Man Triggers Late Night Existential Crisis By Looking At Upload Date Of Classic Youtube Video
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has reportedly triggered a mild but persistent existential crisis after noticing the upload
Annoying Lawyer Friend Corrects Every Story Embellishment
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact It was a wet summer’s day in Betoota and friends Jim and Claz were just
Owner Of Rooted 2010 BMW 3-Series Checks To See Which Credit Card Has Room For A Tank Of E10
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who drives a heavily modified 2010 BMW 320i has reportedly begun
Faded Haircut Guide Poster At Turkish Barbershop Somehow Older Than The Actual Barber
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A faded haircut guide poster hanging on the wall of a local barber shop has somehow
Local Mum Forced To Cover Child's Eyes While Walking Down Cursed "British Foods" Aisle At Woolies
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A brave mother has today been forced to shield her daughter from one of the greatest
Impulsive Friday Blow-Out Greatly Impacts Whatever The Misso Had Planned For Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Waking up late on Saturday afternoon, 29-year-old Carter Stephens didn’t feel
Best Man Who Doesn't Often Talk About His Feelings Uses The Word 'Loyal' 15 Times During Wedding Speech
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A glamorous wedding in the Betoota Downs this weekend has descended into a long-form Martin
Morbidly Unathletic Middle Aged Man Better At Tennis Than You Will Ever Be
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT That's just the fact of the matter. Maybe if you went and signed up
"Who's The Softcock Now? Huh?" Says Tradie Plugging His Softcock EV Ute Into Worksite's 3-Phase Power Plug
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local electrician who spent recent months being called a softcock for buying a
Local Woman Sees NEXT Graphic Suddenly Materialise Before Hinge Date Who Didn't Even Get Up To Greet Her
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact A local woman raised on what she describes as "good Queensland values" has