Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Luxury Property Seller Distressed At Only Making Hundreds Of Thousands Of Dollars Of Tax Free Capital Gains
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact “Oh no. No no no!” These were the distressed mutterings heard from under Sarah Connelly’s
New Rule In ‘Monopoly: Australia’ Allows Players Born Between 1946-1964 To Start With Houses On The Board
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact A wholesome Gen Z’er has spent quality time with her Aunt and Uncle this afternoon,
Suburban Dad Has An Enemy Somehow
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although it all seems good and well in the usually unnewsworthy suburb of Betoota Heights, local
Self-Described ‘Foodie’ Hasn’t Even Had Blueberry-White Choc Scone From Bakers Delight
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A middle class fraud has been sprung today as self-described foodie Timmeon Swimmer (38) was
‘Cool Uncle’ Basically Any Bloke Who Does The Opposite Of What Parents Would Do
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A study by the Bureau of Childless Men (BCM) has confirmed that a sibling relationship to
Mate Who Ate This For Smoko All Week Can’t Understand Why His Guts Are Playing Up
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights chippy Burt Luke has been struck down today by a mystery case of the
Local Woman Now At The ‘Replying To Random People’s Instagram Stories’ Level Of Wine Drunk
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though it heavily contributes to her hangxiety the next morning, there’s nothing Sheevaun Nowak [26]
Neighbourhood’s Most Recent Divorce Tragically Civilised And Gossip Free
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a gossip drought continues to plague Bond street in Betoota Heights, the rumour that local
Local Girl Farewells Life Savings After Best Friend Promotes Her To Maid Of Honour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl is cursing the devastating man drought that’s sweeping the nation,
Wildly Inappropriate Kitchen Staff The Closest Local Bar Girl Will Get To Visiting Italy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week discovered she might not have to spend thousands of dollars
Woman Who’s Keen On Tradies Asked How She‘ll Feel About Waking Up To A 5am Alarm Every Morning
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter woman has today been given some thinking to do, after realising that the
Veteran Professional Typist Horrified By That Fred Again’s Pointer Finger T Rex Technique
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With plenty around the nation currently obsessing over a young English man named Fred, it can