Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Local Bloke Knows Just Enough About Domestic Chore To Know Wife Does It Better
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a stunning revelation that has left the community reeling, local man Phil Long (40) has
Stay At Home Daughter Has Kooky Name For ‘Her’ Car
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A stay at home daughter in Betoota Grove is ready to take her whacky show on
Dumb Renters Don’t Get It. The Rental Crisis Will Worsen Unless Us Landlords Buy More Properties
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact I’ve got bad news for the renters out there: There’s only so many landlords
Leasing Agent Asks Applicant If They Know What ‘RentBidding’ Is And If Not, Can They Offer To Pay More?
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact One of Betoota’s finest leasing agents has once again proven his worth to his landlord
New Couple Signal Strength Of Committed Relationship By Wearing Matching Birkenstocks To Brunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Jewellery stores in Betoota are on standby this morning after a local couple have
The World You Know Vanishes As Dad Orders Coffee With Oat Milk
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a stunning display of culinary experimentation, local father Dave Johnson (60) has shocked his family
‘You Know That Shit’s All Fake Right?’ Says Bloke Who Super Coaches An Imaginary Footy Team
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Like most of the straight blokes in Australia, Betoota Ponds local Dean Gilmore [27] pretends to
Rental Applicants Urged To Come Prepared With References, Payslips, Blood Samples, Fingerprints, Pound Of Flesh
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Breezing through their 2023 bingo, local renter Charmaine Keepin (31) has been notified that she will
Local Bloke Realises He’s Middle Aged After Nodding Along To Some Jazz
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota man Jimmy Granger (39) has learnt that he has officially left his youth behind after
Dad Now Has Seven Solid Months Of Conversation Topics With Deadshit Neighbours Sorted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota dad Damo Stoker (54) is absolutely cheering today as he now officially has seven solid
Bachelor Puts Dog’s Name On The Leash To Build Familiarity With Babes At Dog Park
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local bachelor has got his dog ready to mingle with one of those custom leash
Gold Logie Winner Tom Gleeson Reveals He’s The Person Behind The $544 Million Super Account
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The mystery has been solved! After days and days of speculation, the nation finally has an