Australia Urgently Sends Tubby Taylor To France On Diplomatic Posting As Europe Endures Brutal Heatwave
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After three consecutive days of a record-breaking heatwave in France, Australia has moved quickly to
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City Boy On Rural Weekend Makes Clicking Sound To Summon Horse
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT City boy Jack Sharples has made an attempt to prove he knows a thing or two
Millennial Escapes Criticism For Obnoxious Baby Name With Ancestor Loophole
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The results are in and the Millennials that could either afford kids or didn’t think
Teenage Smart Arse Getting A Lot Of Technically Correct Mileage Out Of Female Pet Dog
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local teenage smart arse claims that his life changed for the better three years ago
Mate Saves Time And Tells You There’s Not A Chance In Frozen Hell He’ll Watch Show You Recommended
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local mate has proved that honesty is the best policy even though it is often
Local Woman Unsure If Boyfriend’s Hunky New Physique Is Worth The Rancid Protein Farts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke’s sudden commitment to taking his fitness routine seriously has unfortunately resulted in
Dominoes Pizza Accurately Depicts State Of Hungover Man’s Brain
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A morbidly hungover local man named Merrick Barnes has this week stared into his own soul,
“There He Is!” Voted Number One Greeting For Mate Everyone Was Just Bagging Out
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact In a recent survey conducted by a group of Betoota Polytechnic Comms students, it’s
Mate Takes Great Pleasure In Reminding Woman About Dropkick She Used To Be In Love With
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who has a track record of having unfortunate taste in men has this week
City That Doesn’t Have A Kmart Or Target In The CBD Wonders Why Everyone’s Flocking To Melbourne
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Data released from the Australian Bureau of Statistics has this week revealed that Melbourne has officially
Teacher With Phallic Surname Forced To Be A Cruel Bastard His Entire Career
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A Betoota man’s path hath been chosen for him as new teacher Timothy Flatcox will
Mother Of Young Boys Goes To Dawn Service For A Guaranteed Minute Of Silence
CLYDE ROYAL |Western News| Contact You shouldn’t need extra motivation to go to your local dawn service, but a
Report: Nation’s Women Urged To Avoid Blokes Who Rotate Between These Three Shoes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation’s bachelorettes has this week been armed with some tips to help them navigate