'Slight Morning Tickle In The Throat' Type Weather Descends On Nation

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From Carnarvon to the Tweed, the those south of the great chill line are once again preparing for a crisp few months.

This comes as the 'fuck, am I coming down with a cold, or did I just sleep with my mouth open and it was pretty cool last night' type weather descends on the more populous parts of the country.

As god's waiting room in places like Noosa prepare to carry on about you 'wouldn't even know it's winter' and the Brisbanites dust off their puffer jackets for the 2 days a year it will drop below 20 degrees - the national south is getting ready to properly shiver.

"Yeah, to quote that stupid Game of Thrones meme, winter is coming," sighed one local Melbournian today.

"I'm kinda not too keen on it either tbh."

"Each one seems to get colder as I age."

"And now I'll spend the next month waking up with a weird tickle in my throat wondering if I'm coming down with something, or whether I just snored last night and the cold air got around my uvula."

When asked whether he'll be doing thinks like sleeping in a winter shirt, or not having the fan on, the local dipshit laughed.

"Nah, I run too hot for that."

More to come.