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A loyal Sky News viewer and real "says it how it is" kinda bloke reckons Albo should "harden the fuck up" and own up to this global oil crisis he caused.
"Once again Albo is hiding from the absolute mess he's made" explained Todd Yorke (68).
"I mean, have you seen the petrol prices lately?!"
Todd is far from alone. Like many well informed Australians, he believes the blame for the oil crisis is falling square on our softcock Prime Minister who he hates because he hasn't yet come to terms with the fact that Peter Dutton won less than 30 seats last election because the Australian right-wing is completely detached from modern Australia.
"Oh don't bring up Trump or the geographic bottle-neck of the Strait Of Hormuz, - that's just a cop out" Todd explained.
"I'll tell you one thing, this would not be happening under Pauline" he added.
Pressure is mounting on the Prime Minister to swallow his pride, take a trip to Geneva, front the UN, and admit that this is all his fault.
"Look we understand the anger the international community has for Albo deciding to do this to the global energy market and we are preparing to issue a full apology to the world" said a Labor spokesperson.
"But he's not going to apologise"
It’s still unknown why, or how Albo was able to mess things up this bad, all that we know is more and more Aussies have had an absolute gut full.
At this stage, many like Todd say they’ll simply keep waiting patiently for the Prime Minister to accept responsibility for the global oil market catastrophe.