Seasonal Depression Expected To Kick In Now Long Weekend Month Officially Over

VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT

After a month of binge drinking, not sweating too bad and just overall having a more positive outlook on life, the fun filled chapter finally comes to a close.

The month of April gifts workers with not only two days off to celebrate Easter but another extra Monday this year to enjoy Anzac Day. 

The end of the long weekend month and the beginning of winter, line up all too well, to remind Australians that it’s about to get really really shit. 

For some workers who took advantage of the long weekends and used their leave in between will be unfortunately hit the worst by seasonal depression.

Local office worker, Johnny Bomen, did a 2 week holiday to Bali amongst the public holidays and is now paying the price. 

“I have like 7 straight months of hell until Christmas break” Johnny told our reporter. 

“Get me back to Finns!!!!” 

Other workers are embracing the change of pace.

Betoota woman Amber Green can’t wait for April to be over. 

“It’s all about embracing the seasonal depression. Embrace you’re going to get a bit ugly and not go outside and see the sun. You’re not depressed, you’re just COZY!” 

While exhausted workers can’t rely on religious holidays or commemorations to have a day off for the next several months they can rely on someone unexpected to get them through. 

“King Charles’ birthday is going to pop the fuck off this year” Johnny cheered to the advocate.

“Dunno if it’s his actual birthday, I don’t give a shit, I’ll be treating it like it’s my own.”