Parramatta Skyline Now One Giant Vape Cloud

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The DJ Noiz remixes are pumping and Sydney’s night sky has become one giant plume of fruity flavoured nicotine vapour.

This comes as Tonga and Samoa face off in a must-win final group match of the Rugby League World Cup at Parramatta’s CommBank Stadium.

The highly energetic crowd is currently a sea of blue and red flags, while also made up of the biggest human beings on Australian soil.

This means that the security guards currently working the night shift at Commbank Stadium are letting quite a bit fly tonight.

For one, a blind eye is being turned to the BYO cans of Jim Beam Devil’s Cut - as crowd control personnel decide to focus on picking their battles.

The seccies also appear to be quite indifferent extremely brazen in-stadium vaping.

The entire region of Sydney‘s north-west now smells of guava and apple - as the Australian Bureau Of Meteorology report that the enormous vape cloud currently overtaking the entire Parramatta skyline was initially showing up as a major thunderstorm on the BOM radar.

Meanwhile, the poor refs are struggling to determine what constitutes a penalty and what constitutes a stern word after witnessing some of the biggest hits in rugby league.

The singing, however, is beautiful.

MORE TO COME.