“OMG It’s Finally Perfect Harry Potter Watching Weather” Says Millennial Coworker

SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT

Millennials across the nation are rejoicing as temperatures begin to plummet just in time for winter. 

Though the shift in season brings with it a plethora of activities, perhaps none are so popular as a Harry Potter marathon. 

Megan Grilles (34) says she feels as if she’s been waiting an eternity for this time of year to roll around. 

“I legit hate summer, like erghhhhh, I hate being all sweaty. I just want to cozy up on the lounge and watch Twilight or Harry Potter with a cup of tea and my cat,”

“I did rewatch the Divergent series a few weeks ago just to bide time til it was properly cold enough to do Harry Potter, which also just by the way I’m totally Erudite, I feel like you’d probably be in Candor because you’re a journalist and stuff but I’m not sure, anyway sorry I’m getting so distracted ha ha,”

She proceeded to take a long sip from her Ravenclaw mug. 

“But yeah. I am getting straight into my jamies when I get home and snuggling up.”

Hayley Meiers, a coworker of Megan’s, also feels like she’s been waiting an eternity for winter to arrive - yet hardly for the same reasons. 

“I actually wanted this time to come around sooner,” she said, “Like just rip the band aid off,”

“But I’d say this is my last year of this. I reckon I’ll actually move to Queensland before winter next year because “Harry Potter season” doesn’t exist there. I need to get far far away,”

“I mean I know I say I’m moving there every year, but this has proper pushed me over the edge.”

More to come.