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A local motorist has spoken to The Advocate this week about a nice moment in his every day life.
Betoota Heights man Rick Harley (31) explained that he is feeling positive about the future of human kind, after seeing what that kooky LEGEND Elon Musk has been up to.
"Flying cars man! What the heck!" said Harley, about Musk's latest stunt.
"That's awesome, and totally makes me forget about the 190 bucks I just paid to fill up my car because the billionaire boys club have been tinkering with the a couple of new wars in their down time."
"Well, I technically paid 200 bucks, because I felt that defeated I added on a 2fa ice cream deal and ate both of them on the way home like a dog let loose on an open kibble container."
Harley's comments follow the much publicised demo of Elon's latest brainwave, the flying car which looks like it's just got 4 jetpacks under the wheels, that kind of zoosh it around like a garden hose that's just popped the nozzle off.
Experts have claimed the flying Roadster is nothing more than a publicity stunt, probably given it looks like the thrusters would cause severe damage to anything underneath them - which is maybe a look into the ideal Elon lead utopia - and it doesn't look like it can go more than 20 metres.
"Personally, I can't wait to get one!" confirmed Harley, who's been in credit card debt for the past 18 months.
"The future does have flying cars!"