Local Jet-Ski Owner Thinks It Would Be Funny If Trump Became President

4 October 2016. 09:25

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Local jet-ski owner, Bryden Foreman (38) says the next four weeks are going to be so fucking classic.

As a father of three in Sydney’s North-Western suburbs, Bryden doesn’t think there is much chance that the imminent presidential election will affect him that much, which is why he thinks it would be so funny if Donald Trump wins.

“It’d definitely make the news more interesting,” he said.

“It’d be like WWE every time we tune in [laughter]”

Bryden, like many other comfortable suburban Australians, thinks politics is boring and usually votes in accordance with what he learns on Sunrise and through the opinion collumns in the Daily Telegraph.

“I don’t get too far into the paper,” he says.

“I usually read it from the back and by the time I’ve read what Andrew [Bolt] and Miranda [Devine] have said I’m pretty much over it,”

“It seems everyone is picking on Trump because he’s not a proper politician,”

“Personally I think it would so fucking funny if he won.”