Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Bachelor Insists Washing Bed Sheets Once A Year Is Purely For Ecological Reasons Or Some Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Today, local bachelor James Lunt confessed to being a whole new level of grubby today, when
Scotty Volunteers To Be First To Trial Jab Passport And Go To Like Maybe Hawaii Or Something
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After being the early adopter of a jab his own citizens still have trouble accessing, part-
“Things Are Going To Get Worse,” Says Gladys While Addressing Her Slip In The Polls
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During her daily dose of discomfort, NSW Premier Gladys Berijiklian provided real assurance to her state’
Queenslander Enjoys A Cold Friday Arvo Schooner In A Packed Pub After Hugging All Of His Mates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds bloke has today arrived at the pub to launch himself into a
NSW Bunnings Still Open In Case Scotty Needs DIY Photo Op
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the premier of New South Florida, Gladys Berijiklian, refusing to answer questions about why Bunnings
“People Have The Right To Free Will” Says Christian Man Who Led Anti-Abortion Protests
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has confirmed today that he will be standing firm on his
Queenslanders: “Annastacia, Hard Border Now. Chop Chop. My Grandpa Is Not Ready To Die”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Inaction right now will cost the lives of countless Queenslanders, that’s the message
Britney Finally Released From 13 Year Lockdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After another tough few days around the nation, there’s some positive news to round out
“Do I Have The Virus – Or Am I Just Uncaffinated And A Bit Sad?” East Coast Man Asks Himself Each Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An older man who lives out on the east coast in some sort of
JobKeeper Immediately Re-Instated As Canberra Goes Into Lockdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s finally some good news to report today, with the Government revealing that they are
Nonna Reveals Hot Blooded Mediterranean Temper As Grandkids Get Within 1 Metre Of ‘Good Room’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT When it comes to visiting nonna, all those who frequent know there is one area that
Dutton Says He’s Thoroughly Enjoyed His Iso Project Of Catching And Killing Indian Myna Birds
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Defence Minister is currently halfway through a 14-day isolation after getting sucked