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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Report: Just Shut Up Mate. You Aren’t Helping
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the the Murdoch newspapers and Sky News working their rings out to protect the Morrison
Perth Journalist Faces Execution By Anti-Aircraft Gun After Suggesting It’s Only A Matter Of Time Until Delta Arrives In The DPRWA
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Perth-based journalist is facing execution by anti-aircraft gun after suggesting to
Canavan Forced To Ramp Up His Coal Miner Dress Ups After Disrespecting Our Returned Servicemen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Senator Matt Canavan has had to rub an extra handful of soot on his face today,
Government Disappointed To Learn Poland Has Just Sent Us A Million Pickled Cucumbers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian government is currently at panic stations today, after a much-needed win has turned
Shock As British Media Doesn’t Blow Ball-Tampering Allegations Out Of Proportion
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The cricketing world is reeling today from shocking developments overnight that the British sports
PM Who Took 6 Months To Order Enough Jabs Surprisingly Hasn’t Evacuated Afghan Terps Either
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact The Prime Minister has shrugged off suggestion that he does everything last minute and/or when
Sydney Begins Lockdown Today After 7 Weeks Of Practice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of the nation’s inverted portaloo are waking up this morning to
Newcastle Gets Revenge For Having Their Jabs Relocated By Knocking Scotty’s Club Out Of Finals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT If Scotty From Marketing thought there wouldn’t be repercussions for relocating all of the jabs
Couple Who Would Have Got Married This Weekend Get Drunk and Hungry Alone
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With lockdown continuing to hit the wedding industry harder than Pinterest DIY wedding tips, another couple
Facebook Ad For Hair Loss Ruins Balding Local Man’s Commute
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although primarily serving as a reminder that people have different political opinions to you, Facebook feeds
Scotty Considers Doing Something After Realising Sydney Could Still Be Indoors For Australia Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After having successfully pushed the burden of pandemic management onto state governing bodies, part-time Prime
Prickly Mothers Group WhatsApp Chat Spawns 15 Rebel Side Chats For Sole Purpose Of Bitching
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT All hell has broken loose in a mother’s Facebook group this week, despite it originally