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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Walgett Tells The Virus To Run It Straight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WRONG TOWN FOR THAT: The ever-spreading Greater Sydney virus is going to face its biggest
PM Rejects $300 Jab Bonus: “There’s No Cash Here. Here, There’s No Cash. Alright? Cash! No!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today held strong against the growing demand for a $300
Gladys: “Sydney To Come Out Of Lockdown Once We’ve Beaten Melbourne’s Lockdown Record”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The roadmap for the nation’s weeping anal fissure to come out of lockdown
Millions Of Aussies Still Struggling To Get A Jab Advised To Bring A Crying Orphan With Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A WASTE OF DECK SPACE: The government has today aired growing concerns that not enough people
Deporting Innocent Working Australians Just About The Only Thing Morrison Government Capable Of
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The High Court has refused to hear the appeal of four-year-old Biloela
300 Bucks Or The Trolley Pole, It’s Your Call Brutha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing continues to skirt around the big jobs today, as the Greater Sydney outbreak
Government Told To Get Fucked 25 Million Times As Nation Mistakes Census For Performance Review
STEVEY BENNETT | National Pulse | CONTACT The Federal Government has rushed to clarify that this week’s census is not a
Brad The Breakfast Sausage In A Suit Offers To Tell Off The Mean Journalists For Gladys If She Likes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Hero Of The Pandemic Brad Hazzard has offered to yell at reporters today for
Frydenberg Tells Out Of Work People Waiting On Disaster Payments To Just Whip Out The Amex
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s treasurer has today issued some sage advice to anyone struggling financially because of
Even Mum Thinks It’s Time For Leunig To Shut The Fuck Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the pandemic refuses to fuck off, the culture wars continue to rage in the leatherbound
Report: Why Do The Blokes Who Wanna Let The Virus Rip Always Look Like They’d Be First To Die?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new report commissioned by the nation’s peak scientific body has concluded that
Tamworth Farmer Quietly Relieved To Have An Excuse To Brush Dinner With Labor Voting In-Laws
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the New England hub of Tamworth is struggling through a week-long lockdown, there has