Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Gladys Says NSW Residents Can Choose Either 5 In A Park Or Whatever Is In the Mystery Box
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After yesterday’s teasing there would be ‘a treat’ for jabbed up NSW residents, premier Gladys
Anna Pulls Trigger On Wellcamp Quarantine: “If Ya Want Something Done Ya Gotta Do It Yaself”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the best wishes of radio broadcaster Alan Jones, The Queensland government has today vowed that
NRL Prepares For Spike In Injuries After Rugby League Players Discover Milk Crate Challenge
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The latest challenge to take the internet by storm has NRL executives increasingly nervous, as they
Dan Andrews Says He’ll Be Drinking From The Bottom Shelf Tonight As Situation In Victoria Continues To Deteriorate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The current situation in our nation’s second strangest state is now at the
Hundreds Of Anti-Vaxxers Rescued Off Sydney After Ignoring Surf Warnings From ‘Big Lifeguard’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I’M ALLOWED TO HAVE AN OPINION: The NSW coast has been hammered by wild surf
Report: Nah He Tweakin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Canberra this afternoon, the Prime Minister is officially tweakin. This comes
Frog From Silverchair’s Debut Album To Sue Rock Group Saying He Never Agreed To Be Stomped On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The frog that appeared on the cover art for Silverchair’s 1995 debut album
Gladys Raises The Bat As NSW Cracks 4 Digits With A Record-Breaking 1029 New Cases Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has raised the bat at today’s 11am press conference, after finally
Scotty Withdraws WA Cavemen Comments: “I Forgot My Friends At Rio Tinto Blew Up All Their Caves”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In one of the stranger stories of recent times, the nation’s Prime Minister has today
Late 20s Woman Finally Gives Up Dreams Of Having A 100-Year-Old Vampire Fall In Love With Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Today marks a very sad day for local woman Kate Langdon. The day she finally acknowledged
45 New Cases!? Okay Melbourne, We Know You Think You Are Above This, But Please Stay Home!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victoria has recorded 45 new cases. This is very bad news. 35 of those are linked
Distressed Nation Once Again Comforted By The Warm Hug Of A Euphoric Gold Medal Streak
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some welcome news for the nation, we’ve got another Gold Rush this afternoon. As