Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down
Brisbane Man Pops Out Of His Cave To Hunt For Some Yum Cha In A Busy Shopping Precinct
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man in the Southern Corner of Queensland has today set off to track down
Western Australia Closes Sydney Consulate Following Morrison’s ‘Cavemen’ Comments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Democratic People’s Republic Of Western Australia (DPRWA) have closed their Sydney consulate
TV Series About Fucked Up Rich People Detached From Reality Unsurprisingly Filmed In Byron Bay
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nicole Kidman is back on the screen in a new TV thriller about a bunch of
Gladys: “Summer Has Come And Passed, The Innocent Can Never Last, Wake Me Up When September Ends”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian appears to have undergone an ’emo’ transformation today, as she fronts the
“Funny Looking Cave” Says Perth Man Enjoying A Beer At The Pub Before A Movie With Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Perth man has responded to the Australian Prime Minister’s comments about his state yesterday.
PM’s Advisor Lies Awake At Night Wondering Why Scotty Called West Australians “Cave People”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the Prime Minister’s Bloke Advisors has told this masthead this morning
Anti-Vaxxer Tells Plumber After Doing A Bit Of Research He Doesn’t Believe His Toilet Is Clogged
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today revealed just how easy it is to become an expert
“We’re Moving Faster Than Anyone” Says Minister Whose Jab Roll-Out Is On Par With Kazakhstan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While Newcastle Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) are still facing an indefinite period in lockdown as a
Man Makes Sure To Get His $3300 Worth Out Of Hotel Quarantine By Smoking Nude On The Couch Like A Cat In The Afternoon Sun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota man who was thrown into hotel quarantine for declaring on his Queensland
Flashback: Remember When Scotty Visited His Ancestral Home While We Were Stuck Here With No Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT FROM THE ARCHIVES: Today, The Betoota Advocate remembers a more simpler time in the 24-hour
Gen-Z Still Waiting For An Old Person To Explain Why They Hold Their Phones Next To Their Heads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 19-year-old Ally Martin is very well aware that there is a lot she doesn’