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Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Tea Towel Over Shoulder Suggests Dad’s Serious About Dinner Tonight
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Family members of the Clurrey household are bracing for impact this dinner time as dad Pat
Sydney Builder Says It’s Essential That Everyone Helps Him Unload His Ute Before Knock Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney builder, Jayce Dugan, has today backed his luxury work vehicle on to his Malabar jobsite
Gladys: “There Will Be No More 11 AM Pressers. Enjoy The Picnics And Go Fuck Yourselves.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the people of her state
“Greetings, Fellow Immigrants!” Says Kristina Keneally On Her First Ever Visit To Cabramatta
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The days of the Australian Labor Party being dictated by pale, stale and male career bureaucrats
Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Groups On How To Overcome Greatest Threat To His Re-Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today brought together the greatest marketing minds that the Hillsong faction of
Springboks To Get Fucken Stepped On Sunday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since 2017, the Wallabies have named Quade Cooper as flyhalf for their
Labor Begins Election Campaign By Parachuting A Rich American Into Most Economically Disadvantaged Electorate In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact According to the purveyors of eternal truth, the ABC, the Division of Fowler is
Local Bachelor Now Only Getting Texts From His Close Friends Kogan, Dominoes And Craig Kelly
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As various social media and messaging platforms take over the tech landscape, it can be revealed
DAILY: Revelations About Our Vaccine Policy, NSW To Open Up & High School Bully Reappears – September 10
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Merciless Bully From High School Days Posts Heartwarming Words Of Support For R U OK Day
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A nasty bully known for tormenting the halls of Betoota Girls Grammar has today taken to