Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Former Bad Boy Graffer Swallows His Pride And Agrees To Family Friendly Council Mural Gig
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A potential new era has begun in the life of graffiti artist/graffer Creagan Scott (tag
“I Can’t Wait For The Gyms To Re-open” Says Local Liar
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sydney resident and certified fibber Neil Bilby (29) has been caught lying today by saying he
Grandpa Talking About Worm Farm Like He’s Managing A Top End Cattle Station
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local grandpa Paddy Grieg (79) is getting way into his biology right now as he runs
Crippling Introvert Spends Entire Morning Preparing For A Phone Call
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A crippling introvert has had their whole day ruined, after taking an entire morning to prepare
Source Of Girlfriend’s Giggling Revealed As New Inspired Unemployed Video Appears On Feed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local girlfriend has raised eyebrows in her share house today, after curling up into a
WEEKLY: Scotty’s Demand, A Suss Resignation, Gladys Hits The Town & More – October 8
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Last Minute Mouthful Of Blue Cheese Deemed Adequate Stomach Lining For 3 Bottles Of Prosecco
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After a long week of filing insurance claims, local girl Ali Grabham has officially declared that
Man Forgets South Australian Premier’s Name In A Sign That Things Are Returning To Normal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local meat axe who was already four schooners deep by the time The
Victorian Libs Who Fought Mask Mandate Call For Dan To Be Locked Up For Forgetting To Wear One
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has gifted his opponents a nice win after acknowledging that he forgot
Smoko Van Lady Persuades Entire Worksite To Get Their Jabs By Cracking Joke About Small Pricks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the different states around Australia begin to hit exciting milestones in the jab roll-out,
Scotty Demands Social Media Companies Leave Misinformation To The Deranged Boomers At NewsCorp
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has called out social media companies for allowing people to vilify
Unis Give Up On Sustainable Educational Model After Hearing International Students Will Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s tertiary education sector has today breathed a huge sigh of relief. Their cause