Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“Now That’s Just Dangerous” Laughs Perrottet When Asked If He’d Ever Allow Live Music Past 9pm
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s peak health body, The Australian Medical Association (AMA) says they are concerned that NSW
DAILY: A Furious PM, Local Truckie On The Home Straight & A BFF Shoots Daggers – October 8
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Best Friend Of Jilted Woman Glares Across The Bar At Local Fuckboy Like Tony Montana
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local fuckboy, Dennis Merrill (28) has felt the warm breath of Haedes down his spine this
Barnaby Urges Crack Down On Social Media Misinformation, Like All The Shit His Colleagues Post
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has decided to champion a new issue today, after it
Barge-Arsed Sydney Yuppie With A Backyard And Heaps Of Cash Reckons Lockdown Was Easy As
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some cunt in a blue shirt who got in touch with The Advocate today
“Freedom Was MY Idea!!!” Screams Scotty After Perrottet Steals His Thunder By Opening Pubs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today yelled his way through a 30 minute press conference, after the
Tech Start-Up Coming Together As Another Guy With A Wealthy Dad Jumps On Board
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Another tech startup has been given its wings today as another guy with a wealthy dad
Local Truckie Starting To Get Excited Now That Christmas Is Only Three Sleeps Away
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local truckie, Bill Kirkpatrick is stoked that Christmas is only three, maybe four, sleeps away. “If
Bloke Who Has Flat Out Given Up On Life Is Seriously Considering Buying A Subaru Tribeca
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who has yet to feel a genuine connection to anything
Sydney Picnic Descends Into Pick-Ons
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days until NSW begins to open back up, the youth of Sydney have finally mastered
DAILY: Scotty Saves The Day, A Federal Corruption Commission & A New Lockdown Hobby – October 7
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
NSW Nationals Continue Proud Tradition Of Electing Leader Based On Generous Use Of Hair Gel
KEITH T. DENNETT | Southern News | CONTACT In a ceremonial passing of the torch, departing Nationals leader John Barilaro has handed