Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Vibrating Counter Meal Buzzer Brings Table Of Sydney Residents To Climax
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A pub lunch has brought four co-workers to climax this afternoon, after experiencing
Jesus To Perrottet: “Fuck Me! My Dad’s Plan Never Said Anything About 10000 Cunts At The Everest!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Son of God, Mr Jesus Christ, has lashed the NSW Premier’s plan
Excited Sydney Pub Proudly Welcomes Back Patrons With Three New Piss Cakes In The Trough
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A special treat for pub patrons today, as Erskinville establishment ‘The Stinky Bishop’ rolled
Sydney Hairdresser Erupts Into Crazed Laughter After Being Asked If She’s Got A Spot This Arvo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT HAHA WHAT!?? Across Sydney today, fully jabbed residents have been granted new freedoms to drinks piss
NewsCorp Announces Government’s Future Climate Change Policy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The bits of paper that inner-city lefties use to clean their windows has
Completely Relatable And 100% Normal Bloke Posts Photo Of Himself Cooking A Curry On A Barbie
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has struck again this week, letting the nation know that he’s the
Wall Riding Usos Claim To Have Had An Awesome Night Out Despite Not Saying One Word To Anyone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota’s popping Roma Hills nightlife precinct was apparently the place to be on Saturday night.
Sydney’s Pub Regulars Resume Conversation From 4 Months Ago About The Bloody NRL Rule Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you didn’t realise, because they didn’t complain nearly half as loudly as
Ep 182: Lech Blaine and the myth of the larrikin
Toowoomba author and journalist Lech Blaine returns to The Betoota Advocate podcast this week. This starts out as a chat
Regional Dad To Stubbornly Hold Onto Disintegrating Wallet Until Next Birthday
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A regional dad has today been spotted with a wallet that is falling apart so badly,
Disillusioned Office Worker Entertains Depraved Thoughts Of Returning To That Carefree Hospo Life
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After three years studying for a communications degree, local woman Eloise Fisher has finally landed her
Local Woman Discussing Celebrity Hall Pass Getting Pretty Intense With What She’d Let Him Do
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local woman has today gotten pretty full on with her description of things she’d