Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“Forget Everything We Have Ever Said About These Fucken Tree Hugging Hippies” Says News Corp
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s largest distributor of news has shocked many this week by pulling a complete
Hungover City Worker Puts Cloth Mask On In The Morning And Almost Dies From The Stench
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An Old City District office worker has told The Advocate that the walls were
DAILY: NSW Rejected, Victoria’s Big Revelation & A Corner Cutting Husband – October 13
Clancy Overell and Errol Parker kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Small Town ‘Buy, Swap And Sell’ Page Exclusively Used To Sling Insults And Organise Fights
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Emmet Buy/Swap/Sell Facebook page started out with pure intentions according to
Modern Day Nelson Mandela Fights Segregation By Abusing Cafe Worker For Following Health Guidelines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local human rights activist has caused a bit of a scene down in the French
With Sydney Free, Melbourne Finally Concede That They Should’ve Just Locked Down Hard And Fast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Sydney emerges from a fifteen week lockdown, it has become clear that Victoria should have
Extremely Busy And Important Husband Cherry Picks Clean Undies From Dryer Rather Than Unload It
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Hovering next to the dryer, local bloke Sean Cooper has a split second to make a
“Cool” Says QLD, WA, SA, TAS And NT After NSW Premier Claims He’s ‘Leading Nation Out Of This’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The rest of the nation has responded to NSW’s bold comments yesterday. As the southern
Problem Gambler Glad To Return To The VIP Lounge After 5 Months Gambling On Egyptian Soccer
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Banksmeadow man and pokies enthusiast has expressed relief this week, after making
Bankstown Barber’s Hair Clippers Starting To Blow Smoke After 187 Fades In The Last 12 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Barber shops have reopened across Greater Sydney this week, after 4 long months of Home &
Barnaby Pauses War On Social Media To Find Out Who Took A Shit On The Floor Of The TAB At The Dungowan Pub
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has temporarily shelved his war on social media to
Sydney Fuckwit Asks Financially Crippled Publican If He’s Doing Any Welcome Back Specials Haha
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Sydney man has outed himself as a deadset fuckwit, demonstrating the nerve