Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
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Unemployed Mate Can’t Believe You Aren’t Keen To Back Up Tonight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recently-but-not-so-recently unemployed man is making drastic moves to avoid watching Ellen
Mum Just Wants To Go Back To Good Old Days When Her Wild Sister Was Caught Up In JFK Conspiracies Instead Of Medical Misinformation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a very long year of snap lockdowns, extended lockdowns and shifted jab roll-out targets
NRL Bring Mark Minichiello, Prince And Rogers Out Of Retirement To Launch Yet Another QLD Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a rare turn of events, The NRL has decided against inventing a new franchise out
QLD’s Tourism Operators Say Telling Southerners To Get Fucked Isn’t That Fun Anymore
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After 18 long months, our state’s tourism industry has confirmed today that they have kinda
“The Ford Raptors Will Keep Rolling In” Says NSW Government Pitching Hydrogen To Hunter Region
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The New South Wales Premier has kept the wins rolling in this week, announcing a shiny
“Challenge Accepted!” Says PM After Reserve Bank Says He Cannot Hide From A Net Zero Future
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank of Australia has declared that the Government cannot hide from a
Bloke On Health Kick Sifts Through Pile Of Salad After Eating All The Good Bits Too Quickly
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT As he sadly sifts a fork through his salad, local bloke Julian Carter begins to question
DAILY: Big Blow For Palmer, News Corp’s New Agenda & Newest NRL Team Announced – October 14
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Anti-Vaxxers Refuse To Believe The Statistics That Show They Make Up Less Than 2% Of Population
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s extremely loud minority of anti-vaxxers have today been exposed as barely a bleep
Wayne Bennett Overtakes The Bee Gees As Redcliffe’s Biggest Claim To Fame
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to the Queensland State Media, rugby league’s greatest ever coach has reportedly agreed to
High Court Finds Clive Palmer Can Suffer In His Jocks
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The High Court of Australia has rejected beanbag with eyes Clive Palmer’s bid
V’landys Introduces Redcliffe To NRL Fans: “It’s Basically QLD’s Cronulla But Not As White”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL has today revealed the new team that will join the league in 2023 will