Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“I’m Buying When The Bubble Bursts!” Says Young Warren Buffett
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest financial minds has told anyone who’ll listen
Former Prime Ministers Urged To Shut Up Unless Providing Character References For Cardinal Pell
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to the conservative commentators at Sky News and The Australia, former prime ministers Kevin Rudd
Electric Vehicle Manufacturers Win Over Rural Australia By Whacking On A Big Fuck Off Cannon
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Car Manufacturers looking to the future have today made a huge new announcement. With the two
Albo Asked To Explain Why The Fuck He’s Wearing Chinos After Running Into Old Mate From The Flats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has today received a very important reminder to not forget where
Marketing Pigeon Asked To Resign After Spending Rugby Australia’s Last $1m On Wallaby Surfboards
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The board of Rugby Australia has asked the pigeon in charge of their marketing
DAILY: The ALP Makes A Move, Big Action On Climate Change & A Local Man’s Interesting Musings – November 10
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local Chippy Winds Down Window On 2020 Hilux To Tell Stressed Cousin Her ATAR Doesn’t Mean Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Year 12 student has felt a wave of relief wash over her body this
Naarm Settler One Step Closer To No Longer Being A Rich White Girl After Autism Self-Diagnosis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the trauma of the Melbourne lockdown in the rear view, one politically vocal Naarm settler
Leaked Images Appear To Show Mock-Up Kiwi Warships In China Desert
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact China appears to have built full-scale mock-ups of New Zealand warships in
World’s Net Zero Targets Now Achievable After 50% Of People You Follow Post Picture Of Their Pet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Finally, after years of fear and doubt around humanity’s ability to save itself, there is
ABC Rushes To Interview First Farmer Who Wants Climate Action And Doesn’t Look Like Xavier Rudd
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC has today pulled off the unthinkable. They have found a bloke that looks and
Man Contemplates Life After Learning New Pram Cost More Than He Paid For His Old 1993 NC Fairlane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights city worker opened his Netbank this morning to see he’s