Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“I Guess I’ll Just Become An Anti-Vaxxer?” Says Pauline After Two Years Of Zero Immigration
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the drums of a Federal Election start beating, One Nation Senator Pauline Hanson has had
Gen-X Woman Knows Heaps About Buddhism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Gen-X book publishing account manager, Heidi Stefani (46) has today applied a Buddhist proverb
Spineless Traitor Refuses To Join PM In Starting A War With Our Most Important Trading Partner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The treasonous swine in charge of the Federal Opposition has today proven how idiotically unAustralian he
Barnaby Pleased To Hear His Farmer Mates Up In Moree Have Got Even More Rain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister has passed on his congratulations to all his mates ‘up
Nation Cringes Through Confrontation Between Two Men That Hate Each Other But Are Too Soft To Say Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two years of firing shots at each other through press conferences and media leaks, Prime
English Mate Who Said World Cup Was A Lock A Week Ago Now Thinks T20 Cricket Is Meaningless
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A British man who works in recruiting or something has today shocked his local friendship group,
PM’s Campaign Advisor Just Nods And Stares Vacantly As He Tells Nation How Trustworthy And Competent He Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has gone on the attack today, calling the Opposition leader Anthony
“We Need To Stand Up For Taiwan” Says Australia After Watching The USA De-Stabilise Half Of The Middle East, South East Asia, Central And South America
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After decades of standing by and watching our greatest ally de-stabilise and destroy a multitude
Australian Avoids Paying For Hotel Quarantine By Ignoring The One Letter They Sent Her In 2020
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dalby woman, Margie Dimbley (55) didn’t ever imagine she’d have to pay the
Sydney Auctioneers Now Required To Say ‘Gamble Responsibly’ Before Starting The Auction
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s favourite pastimes, speculating on property and over-leveraging themselves
“You’re Getting Paid Too Much” Says Concreter Watching Sparky Eat A Weis Bar For Lunch Dessert
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local electrician has copped a bit of a spray this arvo, after being called out
Government Think Tank Names Australia As Having Best Climate Change Response Policy In The OECD
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s new peak scientific body, an out-sourced department of the CSIRO