Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Boys Sharehouse Descends Into Using Multi-Purpose Spray As Dishwashing Liquid
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An all-boys University sharehouse has descended into a new stage of depravity, after
Drunk Mate Rewards Friends’ Efforts To Get Him Home By Running Off In Opposite Direction
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT We’ve all got that one mate who can’t handle himself on the piss, and
Filthy Snitch Coworker BCCs The Boss In Stern Email
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local filthy snitch has today stitched up a colleague by sending through an email query
Melbourne Dive Bar Under Question For Not Having A Toilet That Looks Like Something Out Of Trainspotting
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT The legitimacy of Melbourne dive bar ‘The Lib’ has reportedly been questioned this weekend when it
Scotty Insists He’s Heading To The Pub For A Big Friday Session With Heaps Of Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a huge run of fibs, the nation’s Prime Minister has today rounded out his
WEEKLY: A Note To Former PMs, Scotty Gets Caught Out, Pauline Hanson’s Rebrand & More – November 12
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
PM Reckons He Put Jeff Fenech On His Arse During A Night Out In Kings Cross Back In The Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison is officially out of control when it comes to telling porky pies
PM Claims He Went On A Few Dates With Natalie Imbruglia Before Meeting Jenny, When He Was 12
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison’s reputation as ‘The Liar From The Shire’ is starting to stick it would
PM Makes Outrageous Claim He Saw KoRn Live At 1999 Big Day Out Despite Living In NZ At The Time
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing’s entire political career is now under the microscope after claiming
Sydney’s GPS Schools Dispute PM’s Claim That He Once Ran 100M Under 12 At Athletics Carnival
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A morning of fibs has gotten even worse for the Prime Minister, with the man in
PM Tells Media He Had A Pie For Lunch Even Though They All Saw Him Eat A Family-Sized Quiche
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been caught out telling fibs to the media again after
Scotty’s Nose Starts Distorting After He Claims To Have Never Told A Lie In Public Office
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has had to abruptly wrap up a press conference this morning, after an