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PM Lies And Says He Told Albo Of His Plans For Hawaii Holiday He Tried To Hide During Bushfires
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Brisbane Real Estate Agent Forecasts A Bitta Snow On Friday Too If Ya Know What I’m Sayin Boys
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Brisbane real estate agent has today shown he may have a career in meteorology, by
South Australia Now Open To Regular Australians That Don’t Have Creepy Accents And A Penchant For Heinous Crimes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The whole country is closer to being one today as South Australia welcome back
Pope Francis Walks Out Of Interview With Ch7 After Reporter Admits He Hasn’t Read The Bible
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a rough 24 hours, Channel 7 has taken another hit today, with a second high-
Anti-Vaxxers Cut The Bullshit And Rush To Get Jabbed After Being Yelled At By A Fed Up Jacqui
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2% of Australia that are ideologically opposed to immunisations have suffered a shattering blow to
Nathan Lyon Suggestively Raises Eyebrows And Smiles When Chat Turns To Who Should Be Captain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s Wattle Holder Nathan Lyon has sheepishly put his case forward to
PM Says Aussies Are Sick Of Having Anyone Showing The Slightest Bit Of Leadership In Their Lives
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just 72 hours before he discreetly backed State Leader for implementing jab mandates for certain industries,
Kim Kardashian Gives Australian Women The Encouragement They Needed To Visit Local Skate Park
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New Zealand Officially In Recession After All Blacks Second Straight Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Jacinda Ardern has greeted the people of New Zealand with a rather sobering message today, declaring
Annastacia Sounds The Flood Drum To Rally Mud Army As QLD Prepares To Break Rainfall Records
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in over a decade, The Queensland Premier has had to make the
Sadistic Millennial Puts A Wests Tigers Bumper Sticker On Their Corolla
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving that some Millenials do in fact enjoy oppression, Generation Y member Arnie Koscho (25) has
Gladys: “I Always Followed The Best Oh Fuck It, I Couldn’t Give A Fuck Anymore”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Premier of New South Wales, Gladys Berejiklian, has told reporters in Sydney