Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Government Gets Stuck Into The Big Issues By Ensuring Religious People Can Freely Talk Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation grapples with the social and economic fall out of the spicy cough and
PM: “I Am Not A Liar! I’m Just A Normal Aussie Bloke Who Chose Politics Over An NRL Career”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems Scotty From Marketing is starting to panic as the label ‘The Liar From The
Moving Fiddle Leaf Fig One Centimetre Kickstarts Rapid And Unstoppable Descent Into Death
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT A Betoota Grove couple have today learnt the hard way that fiddle leaf figs are impossible
29-Year-Old Blows Weekly Budget Taking Mum To Extravagant Lunch To Prove He’s Got His Shit Together
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Ohhh that’s nice, what do you call this?” asks the visiting suburban matriarch. Jason wipes
Dutton’s Defamation Trial Finds That He Has Feelings, And He Doesn’t Like Them Being Hurt
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Defence Minister has today succeeded in getting 35,000 dollars out of an
Greyhound Driver Hits Intercom To Tell Surprisingly Interesting Yarn About This Stretch Of Highway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT A greyhound driver has today held an entire bus captive to his random musings, including some
Last Remaining CSIRO Scientists Rush To Show Queen Jacqui Some Reports On This Climate Change Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After making headlines for sticking it to the major parties and One Nation, Jacqui Lambie has
Bureau Of Meteorology Declares Hot Girl Summer To Be Postponed Until 2022
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT In sad news, the Bureau of Meteorology has today declared that hot girl summer is postponed
Bob Sinclair Finally Coming To Terms With The Fact We Might Not Be The Love Generation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While many are looking to the future with some hope that the worst of this spicy
Independent Tassie Senator Displays More Energy And Leadership Than Both Major Parties Combined
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As another run-of-the-mill week of politics chugs along, Jacqui Lambie has once again
Townie Kid Suffers Crippling Stage Fright After Bloke In Commodore Tells Him To Do A Wheelie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Downs kid, Alby Sherwin (13) has today been overwhelmed with an intense bout of
Flag-Wearing Patriot Suffers Existential Crisis After Realising Scotty Is Actually Full Of Shit
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deep in thought as he stares out into the Big Blue Bin off Sydney,