Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Client Patiently Waits Until 4:55pm Friday Afternoon To Request Another Revision To Project
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A client has thoughtfully waited until the last possible moment to request a massive revision, despite
‘My Shout’ Jokes Office Joker At Work Chrissy Party With Unlimited Bar Tab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though literally every single person at the pub is aware that the boss has put
Newly Freed City Woman Quietly Dreaming Of A Saturday Night On The Couch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Melbourne woman has today revealed she kinda wouldn’t mind if things went back to
Girlfriend Reckons It’s Actually Financially Reckless To Let The Black Friday Deals Pass Her By
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman has laughed off suggestions today that she might be getting a little
DAILY: PM Gets His Hands Dirty, Georgie Boy Digs In & Black Friday Begins – November 26
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local Woman Cancels Microdermabrasion Appointment After Kissing Bloke With Stubble
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A lucky woman has managed to get an expensive skin treatment for free, after being spotted
After Her Entire Family Cut Her Off, Conspiracist Now Focusing On Remote Aboriginal Communities
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne-based wellness guru, Klyda Schope (44) says spreading the word of medical skepticism isn’t
Perth Anti-Vaxxer Apparently Still Waiting On Research That He’ll Just Dismiss As Fake Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the nation’s Golden west joining Queensland in dragging the chain when it comes to
South Sydney’s Premiership Heartbreak Soothed By Uncle Troy’s ARIA For Best Country Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The tragedy of the South Sydney Rabbitohs’ last-minute 2021 Grand Final loss to the Penrith
Report: Just Lettuce Read The Letter, Georgie Boy, Let The People Be The Judge
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local champion of free speech and libertarianism George Christensen is blocking, for the third
“Haha, Nah” Say Coalition MPs In Response To Renewed Calls For A Federal Corruption Watchdog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Coalition has today explained to The Advocate why a Federal Independent Commission Against Corruption, or
Former Emo’s Muscle Memory Triggers Her Thumbs To Search For Holes In Hoodie Sleeve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT If you looked at local woman Shae Norris, you’d never think she was a reformed