Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Devastating New Australian Variant ‘Kambosos’ Detected In New York City Overnight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American Health officials announced today that a devastating Australian variant has reached North America, with one
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New Anti-Troll Laws Welcomed By [Redacted By Legal] Who [Redacted By Legal] The Philippines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A swathe of anti-troll laws are set to enter Federal Parliament this week
Local Girl Gets Tongues Wagging With Strategic Debut Of Mystery Linen Shirt Boy In Insta Story
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An explosive Instagram story set group chats alight over the weekend, after a new
School Playground Hears How Omicron Had Two Of His Ribs Removed So He Could Mutate Himself
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights state schoolyard has heard rumours this morning about a deadly new
Post-Lockdown Introvert Opts To Trim Hair At Home Instead Of Risking Chatty Hairdresser
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When it comes to being an introvert, there are three crucial things that inspires fear into
Basic Card Game Instructions Cause Local Woman To Question Her Intelligence
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local psychologist has today questioned her intelligence after a card game had her staring around
‘Should We Lift Off’ Asks Bloke Who Forgot He’s Out With His Work Mates And Not His Usual Crew
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A bloke has tonight made the mortal mistake of forgetting he’s out with the work
Arrival Of Small Town Show Inspires Local Dad To Buy New Bike Locks
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is rushing to head to the shops this morning, after learning
Deep Fryer At Public Pool Still The Hardest Working Public Servant On The Local Council
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A damning report into employee performance has unveiled a commercial deep fryer at a
Changing Channel Prompts Dad To Wake From Deep REM Sleep To Point Out He Was Actually Watching That
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Betoota Grove teen has today had the fright of his life, when he tried to
Warhammer Nerd From School Unveils New Personality As A Suburban Powerlifter
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unassuming high school nerd has debuted a bold brand refresh this week, announcing
State Government Successfully Repurposes Asbestos Riddled Public Housing Into Foreign Student Accommodation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With international borders opening up, the state government has been putting plans into action to make