Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Parliament Staff Rush To Make Harassment Claims Now Before Anti-Trolling Laws Silence Them
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT With news breaking that a staggering one out of three parliament staff members has experienced harassment,
South Australia’s Loudest Critic Of Corruption Watchdog Stands Down Over Corruption Inquiry
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending the best part of a decade moaning that the state’s ICAC has too
Well-Raised Local Woman Feels Stab Of Guilt For Not Saying Please To Voice-Activated Assistant
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today grappled with an irrational sense of guilt, when they dared to
POLICE STATE: Man Finds Himself On Watchlist After Buying A Simple Recipe Book From Vinnies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man, of the Betoota Heights division in our humble but cosmopolitan desert
Prime Minister Rules Out Fresh Lockdowns As If The Premiers Listen To What He Says Anyway
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation and the world deals with the fallout from the spread of this shiny
“This’ll Be Good For Our Wind Farmers!” Says City Bloke As He Shuts The Window
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A brand new form of small talk with B2B partners has emerged today, born out of
“Players Swearing Is Disgraceful” Say NRL Journos Watching Their Industry Become Less Relevant Every Minute
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With another big day of trying to manufacture outrage on the cards, NRL journalists at NewsCorp
Rural Mum Furious That Plate Of Unseasoned Boiled Vegetables Isn’t Being Treated Like The Delicacy It Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A rural mum has today gotten the shock of her life, when it was revealed that
Girl Feeling Cheated After Jury Duty Turns Out To Be For Some Lame White-Collar Shit
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Kate Swan may be the only person ever to get excited about being called up for
‘I Just Don’t Want To Do 100 Hours’ Says Woman Trying To Justify Not Having Her Licence At 25
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today tried to justify why she doesn’t have a license, despite
PM Introduces New Anti-Trolling Laws To Stop @FukScomo69 From Calling Him A Pants-Shitting Liar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has vowed to introduce new “anti-troll” social media legislation that
NRL Journos Say Cheese Is Disrespectful For Discussing New Contracts Before They Got The Scoop
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The loudmouth gossip columnists who call themselves NRL journalists have today slammed Melbourne Storm star Brandon