Melbourne Inundated By Placards With Stunning Handwriting As School Teachers Go On Strike
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New Hate Speech Laws To Ban Younger Australians From Referring To Negative Gearing As ‘Boomer Socialism’
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Matt Canavan Begins Applying His War Paint Ahead Of National Party Leadership Ballot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT LNP Senator and prolific Facebook poster Matt 'The Italian Stallion' Canavan is today gearing
Barnaby Joyce Pulls Out Too Soon For A Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After quitting the National Party in late 2025 over his frustration at not being elevated to
US Orchestrates Swift And Seamless Iranian Regime Change From Ayatollah Khamenei To Ayatollah Khamenei Jnr
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The United States is this week basking in all its glory. With missiles flying all around
Ed Sheeran Seen Throwing Chair At Friend Outside Melbourne Strip Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British pop sensation Ed Sheeran has continued his seemingly endless tour of Australia last night, this
Much Needed Relief As Trucks Of DVDs Head Bush To Help Agricultural Sector In The Midst Crippling Porn Drought
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what has been described as the 2026 version of the famous Burrumbuttock Hay Runners, a
German Film On SBS At 2AM With Frequent Tasteful Full Frontal Nudity Wins Ratings Battle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For the first time since a world cup soccer match, the other public broadcaster has won
Australia Rushes To Send Military Aid To Poor Petro States Who Will Obviously Return The Kind Gesture By Not Gouging Us For Oil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today moved to get our nation involved in the war
Classmate's Uncle's Fading Stash Of Skin Mags Surpasses Gold As Australia's Most Valuable Commodity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long lost second-hand market for blue magazines has been resurrected in Australia overnight. This comes
Parramatta Eels Fan Relegates Himself To NSW Cup For The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local NRL fan has today made a huge call on the season. Will Muller (31)
One Nation's Chances In Adelaide’s West Eviscerated After Local Greek Labels Them Malakas On Live TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson's One Nation are currently experiencing potentially disastrous speed wobbles in South Australia,
YouTube Searches For Early 2000s Techno Anthem Video Clips Surge By 5000% Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the age old saying goes, one giant tech platform's loss is another giant