Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Regional Victoria Announce Plans To Introduce Downhill Trolley Racing To 2026 Commonwealth Games
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for the regional Victoria, confirmation has been provided by the state’s
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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Journalists at the nation’s public broadcaster have put the jug on and taken
DAILY: A Rousing Speech, A Chinese Agent Goes Rogue & A Missed Opportunity – February 17
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
English Teacher’s Rudeboy Summer Couldn’t Feel Further Away As Class Has First COVID Case
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular English teacher at Green Road State School in our town’s Heights
Perrottet Begins Preparing All The Texts That Are Gonna Fucken Leak If He Loses Gladys’s Seat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet is just about at the end of his tether when it comes
“Gee Are They Striking Out Here Too?” Asks Barnaby While Visiting Understaffed Tamworth Hospital
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has received a bit of a rude shock after turning
Aged Care Minister Richard Colbeck Offers To Resign After Being Caught Playing Ultimate Frisbee On Sunday When He Should’ve Been In Church
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A disc-shaped straw might’ve broken the camel’s back this afternoon in
Australian Republic Movement Not Really Capitalising On The Whole ‘Royals Are Rock Spiders’ Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Republic Movement have today continued to play nice, despite having a slam dunk sitting
Channel 9 Fly Gus Gould Over To Western Ukraine To Do Special Opening Monologue For World War 3
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news from the Eastern European nation of Ukraine – Gus Gould is in the
China Admit The South Sydney Houso Flats Wasn’t The Best Place To Plant A Secret Political Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party have today released a statement in which they admit to making the
DAILY: Albo Abandons A Musical Instrument, McGowan Faces Reality & An Escalating Celebrity Feud – February 16
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
“Only We Can Protect Australia From China” Says Government Who Can’t Even Protect Female Staff From Workplace Harassment
WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS THOUGH: Former PM Malcolm Turnbull has lashed out at his old colleagues for their desperate