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Pete Davidson Escalates Feud With Kanye By Asking If He Still Likes Fish Sticks In His Mouth
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Pete Davidson has rapidly escalated his feud with Kanye today, finally breaking after a torrid two
Entire World Wondering If Pete Davidson Is One Of Those Skinny Whiteboys That Can Throw Hands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What started as an unexpected celebrity romance, has since turned into a historic moment in American
Live Music’s Dead? The Sea World Steel Drum Band Says You Can Go And Get Fucked
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For nearly two years now, our town’s youth have been banging the ‘Live
Quiet Australians Just Getting On With Life Paying Out The Arse For Groceries And Fuel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Quiet Australians of our humbled inland port city have shared news that they’
Pay Day Ends Catastrophically As 50 Gram Pouch Goes Through Washing Machine After 9 Schooners
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local bloke Kels Gibson (27) has well and truly blown the weekly budget out not even
Woman Cautiously Swipes Left On Relatively Well Dressed Bloke After Watching The Tinder Swindler
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman from Tamworth has today found herself being extra wary of dating apps than usual,
Local Girl Says Goodbye To Rental Bond After Broken Blush Palette Wreaks Havoc On Bedroom Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though blush is a beauty staple heralded by many, it can be a real pain in
McGowan Admits He Can’t Go On Shooting Hard Border Opponents With An Anti-Aircraft Gun Forever
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The defacto leader of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Western Australia [DPRWA] has admitted
Albo Quietly Shelves Plan To Play The Sousaphone On 60 Minutes This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Anthony Albanese has reportedly dropped the idea of playing the sousaphone on
Local Cupid Blows Girlfriend Away By Getting Packet Of Choccy Bullets Delivered At 9pm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local bloke has tonight been able to successfully swerve potential blowback from Valentine’s Day,
Bachelor Admits He’s One Valentine’s Day Microwave Dinner Away From Applying For MAFS
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who has spent far too much of his life on
Two Years Of Marketing Focus Groups Determine That It Was All Jenny’s Fault They Went To Hawaii
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two whole years of intensive focus groups and market research aimed at softening the public