Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Scotty From Marketing Destroys 43 Freight Containers While Operating A Crane In Port Botany
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has again been caught on camera doing something that can cause
Nation That Took 10 Years To Roll Out Copper Wire NBN Offers Cyber Warfare Support To Ukraine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The eastern European nation of Ukraine is today singing Australia’s praises, after our kind offer
Report: Can You Please Settle Down Cunt
The whole world is today united in their request for President Vladmir Putin to settle down cunt, as the biggest
PM’s Office Say His Snazzy New Sunglasses Are A Fashion Statement And Definitely Not A Medical Device
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister’s Office has released a statement this morning after Scott Morrison
Dance Mums Trading Furious Whispers Outside Ballet Studio Signal Teacher Mutiny Is On The Cards
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT There’s civil unrest in Betoota’s choreography community this morning, after a pride
Local Bachelor Hosting Dinner Showcases His Catering Skills By Ordering Pizza And Beer On His Phone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local bachelor has today shown off his flexible and innovative nature, by putting on a
“I’m Not Tanking This Election” Says Scotty During George Pell Photo Op
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Although he advocated for the stolen generation to accept Kevin Rudd’s apology, made a baseless
Supply Chain Issues May Cause Hot Cross Buns To Appear On Shelves At Appropriate Time
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As Australian retailers continue struggling to fully stock their shelves due to spicy cough supply chain
WEEKLY: A Big Backpedal, Jenny Cops The Blame, Pete Davidson Bites Back & More – February 18
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Local Woman Who Had To Suffer Through Hideous Steel Braces Stares Daggers At Little Sister’s Clear Teeth Aligners
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A simmering jealousy between siblings has today reached boiling point, after the youngest daughter was seen
Scotty Asks The NRL If He Can Start The Raiders Viking Clap In Round One
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT On the front foot, gleefully rubbing his sweaty palms together, Prime Minister Scott Morrison
Recent School Leaver Now Knows The Glory Of Leaving A Worksite On A Friday With Somewhere To Be
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After concluding his final two years of high school in the midst of a global pandemic,