Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
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Energy Minister Angus Taylor Tests Mike Cannon-Brookes’ Theory Of Cheap Renewable Power In Sim City 3000
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor has decided to put claims made by dishevelled billionaire,
Tony Abbott Informs Global Community His Offer To Shirtfront Vladimir Putin Still Stands
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world looks on at the situation in Ukraine in disbelief, one of our very
PM Condemns Disgraceful Sydney Train Drivers For Being Told To Not Go To Work By NSW Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As limited services resume on Sydney’s Railways, the fallout from yesterday’s shutdown has continued
Inner-City Leftie Finally Able To Welcome Red Hat Back Into The Rotation After 1933-Day Absence
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter yuppie’s dearth of rouge headwear has come to an end
Sudden Arrival Of Crush Sees Woman Quietly Slip Into Feral Pub Toilet To Rearrange Boobs Higher
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has showcased her greatest magic trick yet, by creating cleavage out of nothing
Rogan Bro Who Doesn’t Know The Difference Between Labor And Liberal Confidently Explains Ukraine
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local carnivore steel fencing contractor from Betoota’s Flight Path District has today taken it
Dutton Frantically Tries To Redirect Parcel Of Tanks To Ukraine As Putin Gets The Party Started
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Defence Minister Peter Dutton is frantically trying to redirect a parcel of new tanks
DAILY: The World Calls For A Break, The Queen Coughs Up Some Cash & Scotty’s Big Stuff Up – February 22
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Dutton Forced To Apologise To China After Revelations That Chayce From Cairns Was Responsible For Laser Pointing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Defence Minister has had to consume a little bit of humble pie today.
City With 150,000 Pokie Machines Still Unable To Keep The Trains Running
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has today been reminded about why Sydney has such a reputation for being a
Queen Reportedly Contracts COVID While Visiting ATM To Organise Prince Andrew’s Hush Payments
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The spicy cough appears to have finally infiltrated the golden gates of Windsor Castle, with news
Barnaby Says Those Who Say His New Mr Bean Mask Is Un-Parliamentary Are Humourless Losers
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister has told critics today that they’re humourless losers and