Local Boomer Left Furious After Being Asked To Leave Tip Upon Completing Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian was left exasperated last night, after trying to perform his civic duty. The
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Man-Of-The-People Albo Insists On Having The Same Disgusting In-Flight Meal As His Team
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The age of senior public servant entitlement is over, according to the Prime Minister,
Head Of Media For The Greens Still Spewing They Went With ‘Greenslide’ Instead Of ‘Bandtwagon’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Greens rapidly pivot into a force to be reckoned with in Parliament House,
DAILY: A Former-Wallaby Returns To Form, Scotty’s Welcome Gift & Trouble In Toorak – May 24
Effie Bateman and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Boyfriend Misses The Memo About Bottomless Brunch
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke from Perth has seriously misunderstood the meaning of a bottomless brunch this weekend, but
Life Hack: Local Man Borrows Some Tourist’s Number Plates To Go Get A Free Tank Of Petrol
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has found an ingenious way to get a free tank
Local Girl Has Flashbacks To Nightclubbing With Drug Dealer Ex After Stumbling Into Culture Kings
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she attempted to shield her eyes from the pulsating lights, local woman Charlie Sanders was
Povo Barnaby Gets On With The Job After Taking 60% Pay Cut By Catching 11 Pigeons To Feed His Growing Family
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is one again in the poor house,
“These Teals Are Funded By Billionaires” Says Bloke Who’s Never Once Let Gina Pay For Lunch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s former Deputy Prime Minister has once again offered up his take on the
Random Souths Guy Spotted At Major Diplomatic Meeting
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a world-first, a Random Souths Guy has been spotted at a huge international meeting
Inner-City White Boy Amps Up For Mid-Week Indoor Volleyball Clash With New Kendrick Lamar Album
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota Grove’s most ruthless indoor volleyball talents is getting in the
Communists Begin Seizing Mansions In Toorak After Locals Make Unwise Decision To Vote For Labor
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the final votes from the 2022 Federal Election are counted, it is now becoming clear
Pocock Secures The Turnover
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Wallabies captain David Pocock has this week shown a blistering return to form. However, while