Local Boomer Left Furious After Being Asked To Leave Tip Upon Completing Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian was left exasperated last night, after trying to perform his civic duty. The
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Plibersek Apologises For Voldemort Comment: “I Should Have Said He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some strange news, Labour MP Tanya Plibersek has today apologised for calling Peter Dutton ‘Voldemort’
WA Premier Mark McGowan Begins Carrying Rogue State’s Nuclear Launch Codes As Relations With East Break Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier of the Democratic People’s Republic Of West Australia (DPRWA) has begun
Albo Christens New Kirribilli Home Office With Some Cute Knick Knacks He Got From Japan
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact There’s been a big shift in Australian politics this week, as the nation watched in
DAILY: A Man Of The People, Dutton’s 56 Years Of Bad Luck & A Couple Lives Vicariously Through Single Friend – May 25
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Courier Fired For Leaving Package At Door Instead Of Random Post Office Three Suburbs Away
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An Auspost delivery driver has today been absolutely reamed by his boss for going against company
Australia Enjoys Another Peaceful Day Under Oppressive Gun Control Regime
Due to the nation’s controversial and oppressive gun restrictions, no one has died as a result of a mass-
Labor Takes Huge Hit In The Polls After Creation Of Cringe Twitter Account For PM’s Dog
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has already hit troubled waters today, with news that the new government
Albo Rips The Tarp Off The Old Prime Ministerial WL Caprice And Tells The Team To Get Her Going
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has told his staff that he no longer wants to
Barnaby Joyce Demands Any Nationals Leadership Challenges Be Made In The Form Of A Boat Race
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Nationals has today laid down the law to his colleagues. Barnaby Joyce
Marles: “When You Say It Out Loud, Parachuting Someone Into Fowler From Northern Beaches Was A Pretty Dumb Fuck Thing To Do Lmao”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles barely contained his laughter at a press conference this
Couple In A Long Term Relationship Excitedly Catch Up With Single Mate To Hear Her Latest Hoe Story
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If local couple James and Harper weren’t so goddamn lovely, you’d probably resent them
Liberal Staffers Forced To Order Batch Of New Mirrors As Dutton Begins Working On His Smile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s been little rest for the people behind Peter Dutton, with their work going into