"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the weekend, which led
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Nightclub Revellers Rejoice As World Bar Re-Opens With A Flume Set And $20 Teapots
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for people who like to party in Sydney, the famous institution of
Defence Minister Richard Marles Wonders If Trusting US With Half A Trillion Taxpayer Dollars Might Be A Bit Irresponsible Now Trump's Clearly Affected By Frontal Lobe Dementia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Defence Minister Richard Marles is understood to be experiencing what sources described as a "late
Coalition Discovers An Underground Cave System Of Immeasurable Depths Below Rock Bottom
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Overnight the Federal Coalition has discovered that there is actually a vast expanse of darkness that
Angus Taylor Apologises For Going Missing Over Summer After Getting Into League Of Legends
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There has been much conjecture this week as to the whereabouts of Shadow Defence Minister Angus
Liberals Blame Anthony Albanese For Creating Division In The Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Federal Opposition Leader (for now) Sussan Ley has today hit out at the Prime Minister once
Calling Someone 'Champ' To Be Banned Under New Hate Speech Laws
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It can be confirmed that not only is calling someone ‘champ’ now banned under the government&
Brooklyn Beckham's Gripes Not Going To Be Taken Seriously Until He's Done Two Tours Of Afghanistan And A Few Vegas Benders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A sequel to Prince Harry and the ex-Princes Meghan Markle's estrangement woes have taken
"Do I Love Australia? Fucken Oath, But I WILL NOT Be Ironing The Creases Out Of My Bangladeshi-Made Australian Flag Cape"
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local gentleman has today shared that while his love for this country runs deeper than
NSW Lock Out Laws Finally Repealed After Losing An Entire Generation To Ice Baths And Podcasts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT The NSW government has finally repealed the last of its notorious lockout laws, meaning Kings Cross
AFP Hold Their Position Outside Sky News HQ As Federal Parliament Passes New Hate Speech Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Federal Police are just waiting for the all-clear to begin kicking in doors and
Generous Gun Buyback Has Local Cooker Digging Up His Illegal Firearms And Handing Them In
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A generous new gun buyback scheme will take effect this week, prompting at least one local
Boomer Torn Between Viciously Ridiculing Nephew Over Electric Vehicle, And Asking For A Quick Spin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local semi-retired plumber from our town's pebblecrete paradise of Betoota Heights, has spoken