Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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DAILY: A Big Tax Return, Australia’s Offer Of Sympathy & A Uniform Change – July 19
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Landlord Informs Single Millennial Her Back Up Plan Of Being A Cat Lady Is Also Too Aspirational
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though she’d always ‘joked’ about it, local woman Felice Hart [32] has always secretly envisioned
Uni Student Prepares For The Long Haul As Class-Know-It All And Tutor Form An Early Bond
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local university student is today cursing under her breath, after coming to a confronting realisation.
Report: Satan’s Plan Sounds Like A Pretty Sick Band Name
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s not quite ready to step
Queen’s Guard Bearskins To Be Temporarily Replaced With Novelty Drinking Hats To Combat Heatwave
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Though Australians may be quick to dial in the ‘whinging pom’ stereotype as we smugly announce
Man Who Governed Like Mr Bean At The Dentist Has The Hide To Comment On Trusting Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told “churchgoers” in our nation’s prosperous west
Australians Agree With England That 41 Degrees Is Pretty Fucken Hot If You Don’t Have A Veranda
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The climate change-aided disasters that have plagued Australia for the last decade appear to be
“Packer Was A Genius Inventing World Series Cricket” Says Old Bastard That Reckons Greg Norman Is Ruining Golf
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s elders has spoken this morning so we as a
17-Year-Old EL Falcon Owner Immediately Googles Turbo Kits After Lodging His Tax Return
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact While many in the nation with more sophisticated tax affairs have to wait until
Justin Hodges To Fight His Niece’s Bartender Boyfriend As Undercard To Nikita Tszyu V Ben Horn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maroons great Justin Hodges continues his heavyweight boxing career this Wednesday, as he re-enters the
DAILY: A COVID Holiday, Celebrations Are In Order & Trouble In Paradise – July 18
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Jacinda Ardern Facing Calls To Resign After All Blacks Lose A Series On Home Soil
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of New Zealand is today facing a potentially career-ending crisis. Jacinda Ardern