Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
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Nan Has No Idea What’s Going On With Nail Polish These Days
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After 78 successful years of living as a woman, local nana Mirriam Smith has put her
City Starved Of Nightlife Queues For Two Hours For Quirky Take On Spring Rolls
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact Residents of the World’s Most Boring City are sliding on their gumboots this
Local Girls Host Emergency Bathroom Summit To Remind Best Friend If He Wears Vans He’s No Good
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact An emergency summit has been called in a Betoota nightclub this evening, as a
Local Woman Unable To Pry Eyes Away From Boyfriends Slutty Forearms After He Rolls Up Long Sleeved Shirt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Alicia Grimley [25] is thankful for the humidity in Betoota Heights today. Ordinarily, she’
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Local Woman’s Boredom To Be Fixed By Either Getting A New Tattoo, Piercing Or Dating An Absolute Deadbeat
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman and dopamine addict Riley Vauss [27] has this week found herself feeling a bit
Forgotten Victims Of La Niña: Bricklayers Wives Say Sex Life Suffering After Months Of Rain Days
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As river towns and beach suburbs across Australia are busy sandbagging and battening doors, it looks
Local Woman Forced To Take A Good Look At Herself After Asking Grown Man If He’s Had Enough To Eat Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As former self confessed ‘fuckgirl’ Hayley Steggall taps away at her phone, she suddenly finds herself
Renting Peasant To Boost Amount Of Grease Going Down The Sink After Uncouth Rental Increase
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man living with other young men in a French Quarter share house
Manly Sea Eagles Burn Their Entire Club To The Ground Like They Always Do Every Three Years Or So
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same NRL club that brought you that rushed Pride Jersey that nobody asked for has
“I’ve Never Seen Floods Like This,” Says Farmer Who Hadn’t Seen A Drought Like 2017-19 Before
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier told The Advocate that he’s never seen it flood like
Mum Smiles Proudly As Daughter Debuts Disaster Of A Self Chopped Fringe
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An owner of two X chromosomes just cut her way a little closer to womanhood today