Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Dan Andrews Apologises For Disgraceful Behaviour By Labor MPs But Uh Yeah He Knew Nothing About It So Yeah Uh Sorry
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has apologised for what he has described as “pretty fucken
Labor Not As Keen To Close Borders Over Virus That Only Affects Rural Australians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party heavyweights have once again broken out the brand new moleskin trousers and
Desperate Fun Boy Raids Nanna’s Wardrobe To Find Breezy Floral Blouse For Splendour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most notorious party boys has made an impromptu visit to
Nonna Lists Granny Flat On AirBnB
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local nonna has been able to score some extra cash renting out her granny flat,
The Project In Crisis As Core Demographic Of Regional P!NK-Loving Spunky Mums Turn Back On Show
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of Network Ten’s most valuable cash pigs is officially in crisis after
Perrottet Gives His Office A Quick Make-Over Before Facing Media Over New Barilaro Revelations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally fronted the media today, after yet another bombshell was dropped
Only Girlfriend At Bottomless Brunch Without A Dietary Issue Viewed Like Judas At The Last Supper
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been ostracised by her entire friendship group after revealing she’
Report: John Barilaro Going To Have To Sue Himself For Defamation At This Rate
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Former New South Wales Deputy Premier is facing a tough dilemma today. With the inquiry into
RBA Tells Homeowners Sooking Over Increased Mortgage Payments To Call The Gambling Helpline
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank has apologised to homeowners today for creating a detached, artificial monetary
Australian Who Keeps His AC Set To 19° From September To March Says England Needs To Toughen Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As wildfires tear through Europe and tens of thousands are evacuated due to record-shattering heatwaves,
Man Who Cried Covid To Get Out Of Work Last Week Now In The Shit After Catching It For Real
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter city worker has shit the bed this week after catching the
Over 100k People Sign Petition Demanding Dave Woodhead Grow Dreadlocks Like A Real Triple J Host
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Triple J presenter Dave Woodhead is today facing increasing pressure from Australian rock fans to adopt