Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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DAILY: A Good Friend, A Baffled Nation & The Ultimate Scapegoat – October 18
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman bring you another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Mysterious Murders In Small American Towns Suspiciously Stop After Jessica Fletcher Dies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Police in the United States has said it “chills their blood” to think that
Friendly Courier Has No Idea That He’s Become The Scapegoat For Office Toilet Skid Marks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A betrayal of the highest order has taken place in Betoota’s Old City District as
Local Hogs Breath Manager Confirms That Mouthy Little Garden Gnome Isn’t Welcome At His Restaurant Either
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds Hogs Breath cafe owner has today added his two cents to the James
Report: Mate Just Go The Works I Reckon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by everyone in your local takeaway shop, and everyone waiting back at home,
Thoughtful Old Bastard Leaves His Band-Aids On Table For The Cleaner Instead Of In The Pool Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This stupid old bastard down at the Sheraton on Machattie Park in the Old
Loyal Mate Exhales Heavily Before Blindly Reassuring Friend That Her Drunken Antics Weren’t That Bad
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An unswervingly loyal mate has this week tried her darned hardest to reassure their friend that
Re-Emerging Bachelorette’s First Thirst Trap In 5 Years Met With Absolutely Feral Comments From The Girlies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local hottie has this week been met with some very creative praise from her girlfriends,
Gina Rinehart Responds To Concerns Raised By Australian Netballers: “Shut Up And Dance, Servants”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Netball Australia will not be turning its back on a multi-million dollar sponsorship lifeline from
Nation That Holds Teachers In Same Regard As Babysitters Wonders Why Nobody Wants To Be One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The critical shortage of teachers in this country has come as a shock to
Scotty Gets First Corporate Speaking Gig Opening For Willie Mason At Revesby Honda Dealership AGM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today ended the speculation on what the fuck he
Gold Coast Wellness Guru Can Totally Relate to ‘Shantaram’ After Her 2-Month Yoga Course In Goa
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Gold Coast wellness guru Lara Amethyst-Riordan has this week revealed she knows exactly what fellow