Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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ATO Adds Exciting New Tipping Feature For True Patriots
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tipping culture continues to scrape for a foothold in Australia, the Australian Tax Office (ATO) is
Both Christians And Homosexuals Relieved To Not Hear This Bloke’s Opinion On Pride Jersey Saga
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The catastrophic binfire caused by the Manly Sea Eagles media team’s attempt to be the
Bob Katter Denies New Crossbench Of Yuppie Female Independents Have Influenced His Fashion Sense
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Parliament resumes two months after the cataclysmic political shift that was the 2022 Federal Election,
DAILY: An Epic Return, A Flight Hack & Mark Bouris Goes West – July 27
Clancy Overell and Errol Parker kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Gossip-Heavy Rebel Girls Group Chat Suggests Hens Party Preparations Aren’t Going To Plan
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A long-awaited hens party is in crisis this evening, after preparations for the
Manly Players To Celebrate Night Off With Pokies Session Followed By Some Coked Up Group Sex
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A time-rich group of Manly Sea Eagles has today revealed to The Betoota Advocate how
Stuart Ayres Agrees To Go Down For This Barilaro Business But Only If There’s A Plum Trade Job Waiting For Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact “Ok, fuckstick,” said NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet. “I’m not going down for this.
Barilaro Says Private Citizens Should Not Be Scrutinised For The Findings Of A Public Inquiry Into How They Spent Public Money While Working For The Public, As A Public Servant, In Public Office
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Former NSW deputy premier John Barilaro has finally landed on a plausible excuse as to why
Mark Bouris Embraces Western Sydney Roots After Stumbling On DrinkWest At Double Bay Vintage Cellars
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the housing market cools in the face of an impending recession, even the nation’s
Man Left Confused After Qantas Issues A Boarding Pass That Just Says “Today Maybe”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large| Contact A nice young man from our town’s French Quarter arrived at the Betoota
Manly Sea Eagles Call The 2011 Premiership Bad Boys Out Of Retirement To Fill In For Pride Round
RICK MOSS | Australian Hip Hop & Rugby League | CONTACT In news that won’t really surprise anyone, the failed footballers
Roosters Organise New Jersey Just In Time For Them To Make Tender Love To Manly On Thursday
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Manly Sea Eagles coach Des Hasler has today apologised to players, fans, the NRL and members